The Interview

Not-E-Rotica
/nɒt-ɪ-ˈrɒtɪkə/
noun
Absolutely terrible erotic literature or art.

What is Not-E-Rotica?
Let’s be honest, it’s out there. Poorly constructed, mass-produced erotica that floods the market.
To honour it, this parody series is designed to collect those continuity errors, biological inaccuracies, anatomical impossibilities and ill-researched backstories and present them in a light, humorous way.
If you’re looking for a fun fifteen-minute read, then look no further.

DISCLAIMER:
Whilst this is a parody of regular poor erotic writing, it still contains strong language of a sexual nature. This is definitely NSFW, NSFYG and possibly NSFAOAND either.