The Biker

Not-E-Rotica
/nɒt-ɪ-ˈrɒtɪkə/
noun
Absolutely terrible erotic literature or art.

THE BIKER
When a biker bikes his bike into the asphalt-covered parking lot of the chrome-plated diner, the girls inside all go crazy with desire. However, only one will be chosen for a two-wheeled tryst that will have them riding each other into the sunset of the nearest motel bedroom.

It’s Parody Time!

Tom Marlowe, the self-proclaimed* Professor of Parody is back with another fun-filled erotic short story that parodies those non-parodies in a parodic manner. This quick read emulates the plethora of poorly-written prose that floods the erotica market, However, when you read this series, you’ll be groaning and giggling for all the right reasons.

DISCLAIMER:
Whilst this is a parody, it still contains strong language of a sexual nature. This is definitely NSFW, NSFYG and possibly NSFAOAND either. If you need help with any of these acronyms, please DM the author!

*Only because nobody else will!